Last night as I was doing some Christmas shopping I noticed something. It happens every year. In almost every store. I was being tailed by the house dick! Now I know I am a big stocky Hispanic looking Chinese guy (don't ask) but come on! And maybe these stores should hire people who are not dumb asses. Pretend you are looking at women's clothes for you wife. Hell I was there shopping for my wife. And here is a tip, stay more than 20 feet away from me at all times and quit making eye contact! Wait, maybe he was looking for a nice guy for a date.
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Hey Dick!
Last night as I was doing some Christmas shopping I noticed something. It happens every year. In almost every store. I was being tailed by the house dick! Now I know I am a big stocky Hispanic looking Chinese guy (don't ask) but come on! And maybe these stores should hire people who are not dumb asses. Pretend you are looking at women's clothes for you wife. Hell I was there shopping for my wife. And here is a tip, stay more than 20 feet away from me at all times and quit making eye contact! Wait, maybe he was looking for a nice guy for a date.
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