Next time someone pisses you off.

Tell them what I tell them.

Oh yea tha dirty south bringin it to ya!

Click the link and hear the brand new sound of H-town. Dirty South in the hizzouse bitches!

Produced by my homeboy Sean O'neel.

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Great New Game

Man we found a great game at the store last night. It's so addicting, we stayed up all night playing it. I HIGHLY recommend it! It's self contained, but once you use the included ingredients you must contact the maker in Costa Rica for more. But if you ask me it's worth it. Got to go my nose is bleeding again, don't know why though.

JUST RELAX

Look closely and relax

you are getting sleepy

so sleepy.

you will bring me a cheese pizza

a 12 pack of beer

and a stack of porno mags

Orlando SUCKS!

This is the sign you see as you leave the airport in Orlando. Of course you have to be walking slow after being analey reamed by the mouse and his friends!! Holy shit $7 for a hot dog SMALL coke and a bag of potato chips. Kiss my ass you fucking rodent! I am coming with a big can of raid for your ass! $8 bucks to park $5 for a bottle of water shall I go on or do you get the picture? And to get in only cost over $100 bucks for 2 people for one park, if you want to do more than one it will be well over $400. Then you still want me to buy a $30 t-shirt? FUCK YOU! We need to send this rat to the lab for some experiments!! Oh and here is a bit of advice for the city of Orlando BUILD SOME FUCKING FREEWAYS!! You have I-4 which services the whole area, that's it one fucking freeway. It took me half an hour to travel 2 miles. It took me another 1/2 hr to get some donuts, and 1/2 an hour in line at burger king. Now I did have fun being with my wife and family, but now I have to go on welfare. Do yourself a favor, go during the "off" season and save on the headaches. Especially if you don't have kids. If you have kids, you are screwed.

"Look Mickey, all those people are going home with nothing in their pockets when they leave here. We are gonna screw them with out them even knowing it. Now go my evil minion and do my bidding!"

Gone Fishin'

Won't be bloggin for a few days!

C-YA BITCHES!!

For Sale:

Black Panther Heirs Seek Spicy Trademark
60's historians may find proposed hot sauce hard to swallow
JULY 18--Former Black Panther associates of Huey P. Newton, the late co-founder of the militant organization, are seeking to trademark the phrase "Burn Baby Burn" so they can slap the words--long associated with conflagrations that left cities like Watts and Newark in cinders--on hot sauce. According to pending filings with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (which you will find below), the Huey P. Newton Foundation also wants to trademark the phrase "Revolutionary Hot Sauce." The Oakland-based group, which is run by Newton's widow Fredrika and ex-Panther David Hilliard, submitted the trademark applications late last year and, according to USPTO records, appears close to securing government approval of its requests. On the foundation's web site, the Newton group describes itself as a "community-based, non-profit research, education, and advocacy center dedicated to fostering progressive social change." It is unclear exactly what role spicy condiments play in this noble multicultural pursuit. In 1966, Newton co-founded the Black Panther Party, which would later be called "the greatest threat to the internal security of the United States" by FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover. In 1989, he was convicted of stealing money earmarked for a Panther-affiliated public school. Newton was murdered later that year, at age 47, by an Oakland crack dealer who shot him three times in the head. Now that "Burn Baby Burn" is close to being trademarked, perhaps an entrepreneur would consider "Black Power" for a minority-owned electric company. Or a courier service might make a run at "By Any Means Necessary."

Holy Crap I think this sucks dead bears. Why would someone take those words that mean so much to people and to history sell them out for money. Has America really corrupted everybody. Those words are part of history, our children should remember what those words stood for. Not for the hot sauce on your chicharones! Maybe Hispanics should sell "No Grapes" to the Georgia Peach Association. BITCHES!! DAMN IT. That's it, I am fed the fuck up!! Here is some shit people might want to sell "I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty or give me a Pepsi", "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do to lower your mortgage .Wells Fargo the next stage", "Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Subway Eat Fresh"

Interspecies Sex

Now I am a very open minded person, and not a racist by any means. But interspecies relationships just have to stop!! I think we ALL have been fooled by this kind of shit. We think it's cute when the cat and dog get along at Christmas and take dumb ass pictures for post cards.
But C'mon how far are we willing to let this go. Especially when both animals are de-nutted or de-overied. Imagine all the licking involved!! What other species are doing this with us knowing? This shit is just wrong!!

RONALD ARRESTED!!!!!

After years of rumors the truth was finally revealed. Ronald is shown here resisting arrest after murdering some kids playing soccer. Now we know where the meat and the special sauce for the Big Mac comes from.

HEY BUNGHOLE

OK ASSHOLE why are you waving at me like you know me? Like I gave you permission to cut me off on the freeway. HUH? OH SORRY DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR PHONE CALL!! DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU STOP TALKING TO MUFFY INSTEAD OF OPERATING A TWO TON VEHICLE. HEY TELL HER TO BLOW ME TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT, ASK HER IF SHE'LL DO ANAL! I KNOW TALKING TO HER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN NOT KILLING MY WIFE AND I WHILE DRIVING TO WORK. PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HIT REPEATEDLY WITH BLUNT OBJECTS UNTIL A PINK SPRAY AND SQUISHY NOISE ARE HEARD! WHILE BEING REPEATEDLY RAMMED IN THE ASS WITH A LEAD PIPE.

HANG UP AND DRIVE DICKHEAD!

ELEPHANTS ARE COURTEOUS

MORNING BILL

MORNING TED

THE TIME IS NEAR!!

Ok folks Cathy is getting ready for next weeks competition. Voting is still going on so I ask you to please go to the site below and cast your vote. You can vote every 12 hrs. Thanks again for your support!

http://www.msunitedstatespageant.com/2005ms.php

MAD MOOS

LIKE MOO BITCH!! MOO!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME KNOW? MOO! YEAH EAT THIS MEAT AND GO NUTS BITCH. YEAH BOVINE IN THE HIZZOUSE!!

WHAT CHA GONNA DO BROTHER?

HOGAN KNOWS BEST ON VH1. HMMM I LOVE THE HULKSTER, EVER SINCE I WAS A KID DOING LEG DROPS FROM THE TOP OF MY BED. BUT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

WHATCHA' GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER MAKES BREAKFAST BROTHER?

I THINK THE SHOW IS MORE ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER!! WOW!!

IT'S MONDAY

BLAH BLAH BLAH IT'S MONDAY BLAH BLAH

That's it!! I think we should just send DOG the bounty hunter after all these terrorist!!

WOOF! WOOF!

BLAST ROCK LONDON

It was going to happen sooner or later. Now maybe the rest of the world will realize that terrorism is going to spread and they just don't hate America. Spain and now the U.K. have fallen victim to atrocity, and who knows who will be next. Maybe now the U.S. will get more help from other nations instead of just criticism.

Earth

There's planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a great name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Ummm Tasty

NOW THATS GOOD EATIN'

This damned heat

Sometimes in life all that matters is what flavor paleta's they have!