You Are Superman

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!

What Superhero Are You?

You can buy and Xbox, Tv, Dvd's and other electronic gizmos but nothing beats a good ole' fashioned ballon.

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's If:

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. It should be psych, but who’s counting?

2. You watched the Pound Puppies. Uh no. I ran over pound puppies on my bmx

3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton.(SO???)

4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. (I loved biker shorts on chicks oh man that rocked!!)

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. (I wanted to nail the baby sitter club)

6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. (Holy shit chicks remember this kinda crap...)

7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom (blossom was cute but her chick friend was hotter!!)

8. Two words: Hammer Pants ( two words Christina Applegate)

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" (The dozers were oppressed slaves!!!!)

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. ( holy crap this must be a “white thang” we had mis matched handle bars and no brakes)

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (this person lived a sheltered life!)

12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (now that I agree with)

13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. (that and biker shorts were hot boner city.....)

14. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names. (I THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY)

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
(WE HAD NO COMPUTERS WE WUZ PO.....)

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. ( AND I TRIED TO LOOK UP IT)

17. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) (GAY)

18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. ( YOU PEOPLE HAD MONEY)

19. L.A. Gear....need I say more? (YES PUKE)

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's Truly Outrageous.) (JESUS SHOOT ME NOW)
21. You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all The Ramona books. (READ?)

22. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" (AHH MASTERBATION)

23. You wanted to be a Goonie. (CHUNK ROCKED THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE AND THAT CHEERLEADER WAS CUT AS HELL!)

24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (SLUTS WORE THAT SHIT)

25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted. ( HE WAS BLACK THE RIGHT)

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. (A BLUE GANG BANG IN FULL EFFECT. I THINK THEY WERE A CULT)

27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard. (NO WE HAD STATE SPONSERED LUNCH AND SHOP LIFTED THE GARBAGE PALE KIDS)

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. (OH GOD I HATED THOSE THANGS)

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. (NUH UH)
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. (TRY METALLICA SLAYER AND SEPULTURA

32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.
I have the power! ( HE MAN WAS GAY)

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets. (IF I OFFED ANY OF MY FRIEBDS A BRACELETS I WOULD GET MY ASS KICKED!)

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (GOD CHICKS WORE DUMBASS CRAP)

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" PEE WEE ROCKED THE WANGER AT AN ADULT THEATER)

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" (HA HA DUMB OLD BITCH)

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. (SKATING RINK?)

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide. (WE COULDN’T AFFORD ONE SO WE USED HEFTY TRASH BAGS)
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.(WHAT THE HELL IS A SKIP IT?)

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds. (NOPE WE HAD THEM AT THE PARK CUZ ITZ FREE)

41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement. (BITE ME)

42. You remember Popples. ( I REMEMBER POPPERS)

43. Don't worry, be happy (BE HAPPY YOU HAD FOOD AND A BED FOR THE NIGHT!)

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks. (WE SHARED SOX THANKS FOR THAT CHILDHOOD MEMORY)

45. You wore socks scrunched down ( AAAAARGH)

46. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that. ( OH GHETTO FABULOS)

47. You remember watching both Gremlins movies. (PHOBE CATES WAS HOT...)

48. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

49 You remember watching Rainbow Bright and & My Little Pony Tales ( NO I REALLY DON’T)

50. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot. (OH HELL YEAH SAM RULED MY WET DREAMS)

51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. ( I KILL ME)

52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...(MEGA GAY)

53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class. ( I REMEMBER SHOWGIRLS)

54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. (NOPE BUT MY SISTER DOES)
55. You just sang those words to yourself. (GET A LIFE!!!)

56. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

57. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better) ( I AGREE WITH THIS ONE FOR CHICKS)

58. You remember when mullets were cool! Or the rat tail! those were really cool! (HEY HEY)
59. You had a mullet! (BET YOUR ASS I DID, I ROCKED THE MULLET)

60. You still sing "We are the World" (NO!!)

61. You tight rolled your jeans. (NEVER)

62. You owned a bannana clip.(I USED TO WRAPE THE WANG IN IT!!!!!!!)

63. You remember "Where's the Beef?" (I GOT THE BEEF)

64. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"

65 You had big hair and you knew how to use it. ( I LOVED CHICKS WITH BIG HAIR, I STILL THINK THAT’S SEXY)

66. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you! (OH HELL NO, NEVER EVER!)

Based on my childhood friends life!

Whew!

Ok we dodged this one, I hope. Stranger things have happened but I think it's safe to say that Ernesto is going to Disney.

I have an itch and I will now scratch!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!

If this storm is to turn into anything, some pretty big changes will have to occur, and fast. Quick movement of the storm will bring it into a zone of wind shear (winds that oppose its circulation) this weekend. If that happens, the game is over, and all residents along the Gulf Coast will breathe a sigh of relief. On the other hand, if the storm slows its forward speed, the upper-level low and related wind shear in front of it will have time to back westward and stay out of the way. This would provide an environment suitable for a maturing hurricane. The high to the north is significant for two reasons. First, it will establish upper air venting which is a requirement for tropical development. The outflow in the highest levels of the storm will pull everything together at lower levels, something like a monster vacuum cleaner. Second, as the high shifts east it will open a path for the storm toward the Gulf Coast.

Story by AccuWeather.com Expert Senior Meteorologist John Kocet.

ERRR!?

uhhh OOOO

WELL I FEEL LIKE A TREE. COME FEEL MY BRANCHES!

You Were an Eagle

You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture. A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Are Bart Simpson

Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble." Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years. You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

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Gas Saving

WITH FUEL COST ON THE RISE AMERICANS ARE LOOKING TO OTHER COUNTRIES TO HELP WITH ALTERNATIVE FUEL DEVELOPMENT.

Can we keep the cute Kittens?! Can We Huh?!

NOW THIS IS SAD

HERE I AM BUYING SOME TUNES FROM ITUNES AND I REALIZED THAT I AM BUYING MUSIC FROM MY TEENAGE YEARS. ONLY ONE NEW TUNE FROM MY OLD SCHOOL CHUMS BAND SPARTA. HOLY CRAP AM I FINALLY BECOMING MY FATHER? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, I NEED BEER, YAGER, AND TEQUILA NOW!!!
OH WAIT I AM GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM TOMORROW. NEVERMIND NO BOOZE FOR 24 HRS.

The River of Life

Some say the river of life is golden. I say I just peed in there and think I have some sort of infection or something. HA HA. I NEED SOME CREAM!! OH THE BURNING!

Today Sucked

My workout blew dead goats today. I just wasn't into it, plus my head was starting to hurt. I pushed through it anyway. I saw a documentary earlier in the week about a guy that weighed over 700lbs. Sadly he died in a hospital bed not able to move because of his weight. I don't want to end up like that so I pushed myself today. I sometimes just want to say f*ck it and go eat a large pizza, but I know I can't. Not till I loose another 50 lbs anyway.

Ok I think I'm BAck

Well I have not posted in awhile, just got busy with life. Since my last posting I weight 278lbs. Well I finally realized that I needed to lose weight. So I got a nutritionist and I began exercising. I now weigh 257lbs and counting. So I will try and start posing again as soon as possible. Peace Out .

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