Tuesday, January 08, 2008

I WANNA KNOW!

Did Roger Clemens take steroids? Did he buy them from Britney? These are questions I need answered. My very existence depends are these peoples lives. Please tell me more news with the scrolling text beneath my favorite show. Please interrupt my House MD with this important information. I need to know! Text my cell with alerts and send me emails, and don't forget the Goodyear blimp and smoke signals! We need all the bases covered!

Sometimes too much information is just that. Too much!

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