This is the sign you see as you leave the airport in Orlando. Of course you have to be walking slow after being analey reamed by the mouse and his friends!! Holy shit $7 for a hot dog SMALL coke and a bag of potato chips. Kiss my ass you fucking rodent! I am coming with a big can of raid for your ass! $8 bucks to park $5 for a bottle of water shall I go on or do you get the picture? And to get in only cost over $100 bucks for 2 people for one park, if you want to do more than one it will be well over $400. Then you still want me to buy a $30 t-shirt? FUCK YOU! We need to send this rat to the lab for some experiments!! Oh and here is a bit of advice for the city of Orlando BUILD SOME FUCKING FREEWAYS!! You have I-4 which services the whole area, that's it one fucking freeway. It took me half an hour to travel 2 miles. It took me another 1/2 hr to get some donuts, and 1/2 an hour in line at burger king. Now I did have fun being with my wife and family, but now I have to go on welfare. Do yourself a favor, go during the "off" season and save on the headaches. Especially if you don't have kids. If you have kids, you are screwed. 
"Look Mickey, all those people are going home with nothing in their pockets when they leave here. We are gonna screw them with out them even knowing it. Now go my evil minion and do my bidding!"
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