This brand is for the ladies!Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Seriously!
Ok anybody here have any medical problems? Huh? Seems like I have them all this year and it's REALLY pissing me off! Crap now I know why my parents used to say "Wait till you get older!"
Damn it!
I felt better when I drank and smoked!!
Damn it!
I felt better when I drank and smoked!!
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
Yes, the new one is out! The brand new edition of You know you're a redneck when...
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.
3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.
6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
12.. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.
16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
17. You have a rag for a gas cap.
18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
20. You can spit without opening your mouth.
21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.
25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65
Saturday, May 05, 2007
NO GAS...On May 15th 2007
Don't pump gas on may 15th. In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in
protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most
places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet
network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take
$2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day.
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Uh ok
Now I know I have not been here in bit so bear with me. Have farted and thought you crapped your pants? You have like an hours drive home and the whole way you think you've crapped your jeans only to realize that you hadn't. hmm strange.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Friday, November 17, 2006
Place an X by the ones you have done
(x) Smoked a cigarette
( x ) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ...
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
( x ) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( x ) Been to Florida
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( x ) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington, DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( x ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( x ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
( x ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
( ) Danced in the rain
( x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( x ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( x ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
( x ) Gone roller-skating
( ) Ice-skating
1. Any nicknames? Papi Chulo
2. Mother's name? Esther
3. What is your favorite drink? coke
4. Tattoos? nope
5. Body piercing? none
6. How much do you love your job? It pays the bills
7. Birthplace: El PAso
8. Favorite vacation spot? LA
9. Ever been to Africa ? Nope
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yep
11. Ever been on TV ? Yes
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? Yes
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Was it your fault? No
15. 4 Doors ? N/A
16. Salad dressing? Ranch
17. Favorite Pie? Cherry
18. Favorite number? 13
19. Favorite Movie? Star Wars
20. Favorite Holiday ? XXXmas
21. Favorite alcoholic drink? Brandy
22. Favorite Food? Chinese
23. Favorite day of the week? Payday
24. Favorite brand of body soap? Soap?
25. Favorite TV show? The Simpsons
26. Favorite toothpaste? No Teeth
27. What do you do to relax? ha ha you know
28. How do you see yourself in 10 years? 10 years older
29. What do you do when you are bored? ha ha you know
30. Furthest place you will send this message? New York
31. Who will respond the fastest? ?
32. Who is least likely to respond? jojo
( x ) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ...
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
( x ) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( x ) Been to Florida
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
( x ) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington, DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( x ) Played cops and robbers
( ) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( x ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
( x ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
( ) Danced in the rain
( x ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( x ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( x ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
( x ) Gone roller-skating
( ) Ice-skating
1. Any nicknames? Papi Chulo
2. Mother's name? Esther
3. What is your favorite drink? coke
4. Tattoos? nope
5. Body piercing? none
6. How much do you love your job? It pays the bills
7. Birthplace: El PAso
8. Favorite vacation spot? LA
9. Ever been to Africa ? Nope
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Yep
11. Ever been on TV ? Yes
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? Yes
13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes
14. Was it your fault? No
15. 4 Doors ? N/A
16. Salad dressing? Ranch
17. Favorite Pie? Cherry
18. Favorite number? 13
19. Favorite Movie? Star Wars
20. Favorite Holiday ? XXXmas
21. Favorite alcoholic drink? Brandy
22. Favorite Food? Chinese
23. Favorite day of the week? Payday
24. Favorite brand of body soap? Soap?
25. Favorite TV show? The Simpsons
26. Favorite toothpaste? No Teeth
27. What do you do to relax? ha ha you know
28. How do you see yourself in 10 years? 10 years older
29. What do you do when you are bored? ha ha you know
30. Furthest place you will send this message? New York
31. Who will respond the fastest? ?
32. Who is least likely to respond? jojo
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Rules to Enter Texas:
Applies to each person as they enter Texas.
Learn &remember:
East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.
You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & oil wells.
That's what they smell like to you.
They smell like money to us.
Get over it.
Don't like it?
I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south.
Pick one.
4. So you have a $60,000 car.
We're impressed.
We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves.
It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand.
You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish.
You really want sushi & caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season.
It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
9. We open doors for women.
That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu.
Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce.
Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It AINT REAL CHILI!!
Chili was born and bred in San Antonio.... and real chili never met a tomato!
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
14. Yeah, we have golf courses.
But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Texas, Texas A&M or Texas Tech.
They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.
16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas." If you do, it will get you whipped by the best.
17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:
"Texas can make it without the United States,
but the United States can't make it without Texas."
GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!
Applies to each person as they enter Texas.
Learn &remember:
East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!
1. Pull your droopy pants up.
You look like an idiot.
2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road."
I drive a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
3. They are cattle & oil wells.
That's what they smell like to you.
They smell like money to us.
Get over it.
Don't like it?
I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south.
Pick one.
4. So you have a $60,000 car.
We're impressed.
We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.
5. So every person in every pickup waves.
It's called being friendly.
Try to understand the concept.
6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand.
You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.
7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish.
You really want sushi & caviar?
It's available at the corner bait shop.
8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season.
It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
9. We open doors for women.
That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu.
Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.
11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce.
Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It AINT REAL CHILI!!
Chili was born and bred in San Antonio.... and real chili never met a tomato!
12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
14. Yeah, we have golf courses.
But don't hit the water hazards - it spooks the fish.
15. Colleges? Try Texas, Texas A&M or Texas Tech.
They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.
16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas." If you do, it will get you whipped by the best.
17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:
"Texas can make it without the United States,
but the United States can't make it without Texas."
GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's or Early 90's If:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. It should be psych, but who’s counting?
2. You watched the Pound Puppies. Uh no. I ran over pound puppies on my bmx
3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton.(SO???)
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. (I loved biker shorts on chicks oh man that rocked!!)
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. (I wanted to nail the baby sitter club)
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. (Holy shit chicks remember this kinda crap...)
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom (blossom was cute but her chick friend was hotter!!)
8. Two words: Hammer Pants ( two words Christina Applegate)
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" (The dozers were oppressed slaves!!!!)
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. ( holy crap this must be a “white thang” we had mis matched handle bars and no brakes)
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (this person lived a sheltered life!)
12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (now that I agree with)
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. (that and biker shorts were hot boner city.....)
14. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names. (I THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY)
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
(WE HAD NO COMPUTERS WE WUZ PO.....)
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. ( AND I TRIED TO LOOK UP IT)
17. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) (GAY)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. ( YOU PEOPLE HAD MONEY)
19. L.A. Gear....need I say more? (YES PUKE)
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's Truly Outrageous.) (JESUS SHOOT ME NOW)
21. You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all The Ramona books. (READ?)
22. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" (AHH MASTERBATION)
23. You wanted to be a Goonie. (CHUNK ROCKED THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE AND THAT CHEERLEADER WAS CUT AS HELL!)
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (SLUTS WORE THAT SHIT)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted. ( HE WAS BLACK THE RIGHT)
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. (A BLUE GANG BANG IN FULL EFFECT. I THINK THEY WERE A CULT)
27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard. (NO WE HAD STATE SPONSERED LUNCH AND SHOP LIFTED THE GARBAGE PALE KIDS)
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. (OH GOD I HATED THOSE THANGS)
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. (NUH UH)
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. (TRY METALLICA SLAYER AND SEPULTURA
32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.
I have the power! ( HE MAN WAS GAY)
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets. (IF I OFFED ANY OF MY FRIEBDS A BRACELETS I WOULD GET MY ASS KICKED!)
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (GOD CHICKS WORE DUMBASS CRAP)
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" PEE WEE ROCKED THE WANGER AT AN ADULT THEATER)
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" (HA HA DUMB OLD BITCH)
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. (SKATING RINK?)
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide. (WE COULDN’T AFFORD ONE SO WE USED HEFTY TRASH BAGS)
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.(WHAT THE HELL IS A SKIP IT?)
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds. (NOPE WE HAD THEM AT THE PARK CUZ ITZ FREE)
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement. (BITE ME)
42. You remember Popples. ( I REMEMBER POPPERS)
43. Don't worry, be happy (BE HAPPY YOU HAD FOOD AND A BED FOR THE NIGHT!)
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks. (WE SHARED SOX THANKS FOR THAT CHILDHOOD MEMORY)
45. You wore socks scrunched down ( AAAAARGH)
46. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that. ( OH GHETTO FABULOS)
47. You remember watching both Gremlins movies. (PHOBE CATES WAS HOT...)
48. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
49 You remember watching Rainbow Bright and & My Little Pony Tales ( NO I REALLY DON’T)
50. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot. (OH HELL YEAH SAM RULED MY WET DREAMS)
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. ( I KILL ME)
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...(MEGA GAY)
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class. ( I REMEMBER SHOWGIRLS)
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. (NOPE BUT MY SISTER DOES)
55. You just sang those words to yourself. (GET A LIFE!!!)
56. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
57. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better) ( I AGREE WITH THIS ONE FOR CHICKS)
58. You remember when mullets were cool! Or the rat tail! those were really cool! (HEY HEY)
59. You had a mullet! (BET YOUR ASS I DID, I ROCKED THE MULLET)
60. You still sing "We are the World" (NO!!)
61. You tight rolled your jeans. (NEVER)
62. You owned a bannana clip.(I USED TO WRAPE THE WANG IN IT!!!!!!!)
63. You remember "Where's the Beef?" (I GOT THE BEEF)
64. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
65 You had big hair and you knew how to use it. ( I LOVED CHICKS WITH BIG HAIR, I STILL THINK THAT’S SEXY)
66. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you! (OH HELL NO, NEVER EVER!)
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE. It should be psych, but who’s counting?
2. You watched the Pound Puppies. Uh no. I ran over pound puppies on my bmx
3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton.(SO???)
4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. (I loved biker shorts on chicks oh man that rocked!!)
5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. (I wanted to nail the baby sitter club)
6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. (Holy shit chicks remember this kinda crap...)
7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom (blossom was cute but her chick friend was hotter!!)
8. Two words: Hammer Pants ( two words Christina Applegate)
9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock" (The dozers were oppressed slaves!!!!)
10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and spokey-dokes or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. ( holy crap this must be a “white thang” we had mis matched handle bars and no brakes)
11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales" (this person lived a sheltered life!)
12. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (now that I agree with)
13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. (that and biker shorts were hot boner city.....)
14. You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen..and still know the turtles names. (I THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY)
15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
(WE HAD NO COMPUTERS WE WUZ PO.....)
16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. ( AND I TRIED TO LOOK UP IT)
17. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) (GAY)
18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. ( YOU PEOPLE HAD MONEY)
19. L.A. Gear....need I say more? (YES PUKE)
20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's Truly Outrageous.) (JESUS SHOOT ME NOW)
21. You remember reading Tales of a fourth grade nothing and all The Ramona books. (READ?)
22. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON , WAX OFF" (AHH MASTERBATION)
23. You wanted to be a Goonie. (CHUNK ROCKED THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE AND THAT CHEERLEADER WAS CUT AS HELL!)
24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (SLUTS WORE THAT SHIT)
25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted. ( HE WAS BLACK THE RIGHT)
26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. (A BLUE GANG BANG IN FULL EFFECT. I THINK THEY WERE A CULT)
27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard. (NO WE HAD STATE SPONSERED LUNCH AND SHOP LIFTED THE GARBAGE PALE KIDS)
28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. (OH GOD I HATED THOSE THANGS)
29. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. (NUH UH)
30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.
31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. (TRY METALLICA SLAYER AND SEPULTURA
32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hook up.
I have the power! ( HE MAN WAS GAY)
33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets. (IF I OFFED ANY OF MY FRIEBDS A BRACELETS I WOULD GET MY ASS KICKED!)
34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (GOD CHICKS WORE DUMBASS CRAP)
35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" PEE WEE ROCKED THE WANGER AT AN ADULT THEATER)
36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up" (HA HA DUMB OLD BITCH)
37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. (SKATING RINK?)
38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide. (WE COULDN’T AFFORD ONE SO WE USED HEFTY TRASH BAGS)
39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.(WHAT THE HELL IS A SKIP IT?)
40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds. (NOPE WE HAD THEM AT THE PARK CUZ ITZ FREE)
41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement. (BITE ME)
42. You remember Popples. ( I REMEMBER POPPERS)
43. Don't worry, be happy (BE HAPPY YOU HAD FOOD AND A BED FOR THE NIGHT!)
44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks. (WE SHARED SOX THANKS FOR THAT CHILDHOOD MEMORY)
45. You wore socks scrunched down ( AAAAARGH)
46. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that. ( OH GHETTO FABULOS)
47. You remember watching both Gremlins movies. (PHOBE CATES WAS HOT...)
48. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"
49 You remember watching Rainbow Bright and & My Little Pony Tales ( NO I REALLY DON’T)
50. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot. (OH HELL YEAH SAM RULED MY WET DREAMS)
51. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. ( I KILL ME)
52. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool...(MEGA GAY)
53. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell," The ORIGINAL class. ( I REMEMBER SHOWGIRLS)
54. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. (NOPE BUT MY SISTER DOES)
55. You just sang those words to yourself. (GET A LIFE!!!)
56. You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.
57. Homemade Levi shorts.. (the shorter the better) ( I AGREE WITH THIS ONE FOR CHICKS)
58. You remember when mullets were cool! Or the rat tail! those were really cool! (HEY HEY)
59. You had a mullet! (BET YOUR ASS I DID, I ROCKED THE MULLET)
60. You still sing "We are the World" (NO!!)
61. You tight rolled your jeans. (NEVER)
62. You owned a bannana clip.(I USED TO WRAPE THE WANG IN IT!!!!!!!)
63. You remember "Where's the Beef?" (I GOT THE BEEF)
64. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?"
65 You had big hair and you knew how to use it. ( I LOVED CHICKS WITH BIG HAIR, I STILL THINK THAT’S SEXY)
66. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you! (OH HELL NO, NEVER EVER!)
Friday, September 01, 2006
Monday, August 28, 2006
Whew!
Ok we dodged this one, I hope. Stranger things have happened but I think it's safe to say that Ernesto is going to Disney. I have an itch and I will now scratch!
Friday, August 25, 2006
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!
If this storm is to turn into anything, some pretty big changes will have to occur, and fast. Quick movement of the storm will bring it into a zone of wind shear (winds that oppose its circulation) this weekend. If that happens, the game is over, and all residents along the Gulf Coast will breathe a sigh of relief. On the other hand, if the storm slows its forward speed, the upper-level low and related wind shear in front of it will have time to back westward and stay out of the way. This would provide an environment suitable for a maturing hurricane. The high to the north is significant for two reasons. First, it will establish upper air venting which is a requirement for tropical development. The outflow in the highest levels of the storm will pull everything together at lower levels, something like a monster vacuum cleaner. Second, as the high shifts east it will open a path for the storm toward the Gulf Coast.
Story by AccuWeather.com Expert Senior Meteorologist John Kocet.
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