Whew!

Ok we dodged this one, I hope. Stranger things have happened but I think it's safe to say that Ernesto is going to Disney.

I have an itch and I will now scratch!

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!

If this storm is to turn into anything, some pretty big changes will have to occur, and fast. Quick movement of the storm will bring it into a zone of wind shear (winds that oppose its circulation) this weekend. If that happens, the game is over, and all residents along the Gulf Coast will breathe a sigh of relief. On the other hand, if the storm slows its forward speed, the upper-level low and related wind shear in front of it will have time to back westward and stay out of the way. This would provide an environment suitable for a maturing hurricane. The high to the north is significant for two reasons. First, it will establish upper air venting which is a requirement for tropical development. The outflow in the highest levels of the storm will pull everything together at lower levels, something like a monster vacuum cleaner. Second, as the high shifts east it will open a path for the storm toward the Gulf Coast.

Story by AccuWeather.com Expert Senior Meteorologist John Kocet.

ERRR!?

uhhh OOOO

WELL I FEEL LIKE A TREE. COME FEEL MY BRANCHES!

You Were an Eagle

You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture. A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Are Bart Simpson

Very misunderstood, most people just dismiss you as "trouble." Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years. You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"

The Simpsons Personality Test

Gas Saving

WITH FUEL COST ON THE RISE AMERICANS ARE LOOKING TO OTHER COUNTRIES TO HELP WITH ALTERNATIVE FUEL DEVELOPMENT.

Can we keep the cute Kittens?! Can We Huh?!

NOW THIS IS SAD

HERE I AM BUYING SOME TUNES FROM ITUNES AND I REALIZED THAT I AM BUYING MUSIC FROM MY TEENAGE YEARS. ONLY ONE NEW TUNE FROM MY OLD SCHOOL CHUMS BAND SPARTA. HOLY CRAP AM I FINALLY BECOMING MY FATHER? THIS IS AN EMERGENCY, I NEED BEER, YAGER, AND TEQUILA NOW!!!
OH WAIT I AM GETTING A PROSTATE EXAM TOMORROW. NEVERMIND NO BOOZE FOR 24 HRS.

The River of Life

Some say the river of life is golden. I say I just peed in there and think I have some sort of infection or something. HA HA. I NEED SOME CREAM!! OH THE BURNING!

Today Sucked

My workout blew dead goats today. I just wasn't into it, plus my head was starting to hurt. I pushed through it anyway. I saw a documentary earlier in the week about a guy that weighed over 700lbs. Sadly he died in a hospital bed not able to move because of his weight. I don't want to end up like that so I pushed myself today. I sometimes just want to say f*ck it and go eat a large pizza, but I know I can't. Not till I loose another 50 lbs anyway.

Ok I think I'm BAck

Well I have not posted in awhile, just got busy with life. Since my last posting I weight 278lbs. Well I finally realized that I needed to lose weight. So I got a nutritionist and I began exercising. I now weigh 257lbs and counting. So I will try and start posing again as soon as possible. Peace Out .