oh poo

An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"The old man replied, "It's fart football!"A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!"After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!"Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!"

Guessing time

Let's see if anybody can guess as to what this is.

Back From Mom's House

Well we are back from mom's house and as I get older I am appreciating going home more. Especially since I lost some of my family members. Here is a pic of my journey, above is a church in Messilla New Mexico. Perrrty HUH.

The only problem this year was that it was 80 degrees. Now I didn't want a blizzard or anything, but C'mon 80 degrees?

Casa De Fong

Ok so we didn't do much this year. to tell the truth I didn't want to climb the ladder to get the lights on the roof. Next year I will do a better job.

Snowman Funeral

Winter Wonderland

Perrty Huh my Cousin took this pic

UH OK!!

Hey Dick!

Last night as I was doing some Christmas shopping I noticed something. It happens every year. In almost every store. I was being tailed by the house dick! Now I know I am a big stocky Hispanic looking Chinese guy (don't ask) but come on! And maybe these stores should hire people who are not dumb asses. Pretend you are looking at women's clothes for you wife. Hell I was there shopping for my wife. And here is a tip, stay more than 20 feet away from me at all times and quit making eye contact! Wait, maybe he was looking for a nice guy for a date.

Ok now we start all over

Since I jacked up my blog I will have to start anew. So have some patients while I work on this.

this is jacked

I don't know how my blog got all jacked up. S I may just blow this up and start a new one. Details to come.

this is jacked

I don't know how my blog got all jacked up. S I may just blow this up and start a new one. Deatails to come.