HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES!

I knew it!!

Now you know what they really wear underneath those robes!!

HAPPY HNT!!!

ARRRGGG!

DAMN IT ASTROS!!

Back Home

Were all set for Game 3 here in Houston. C'mon boys lets give them a Texas sized Ass Whoopin'

pissed off pussy

NUFF SAID

Astros new NLC Champs!!

Yeah baby after 40+ years the Houston Astros are going to the world series!! Now on to Chicago to take on the White Sox!!
The City went nutz last night with people running out of their homes hootin' and hollerin'. People shot off fireworks and honked their horns on the highway. Downtown went wild when the 40ft screen in front of the park showed the final out being caught from St. Louis. Academy sports started selling the NLC shirts right after the game. Lines stretched around the stores and into the parking lot. I drove by this morning and there was still a line. This city is electrified and can't wait to get to the world series and beat the White Sox.

Have you ever?

Have you ever had to take a dump, then finish wash your hands and step out of the bathroom only to return 5 mins. later to take another? That's a cool feeling!

So Depressed!

Because of the Astros loss last night, I am completely depressed.

ONE MORE GAME!!

After a fantastic game on Sunday the Stros are one away from goin g to the World Series.

GO ASTROS!

Test Time! I scored 40

Dr Phil's TestHere you go. Try this. Below is Dr. Phil's test. On Oprah's show Dr. Phil scored 55, while Oprah scored 38. Some people pay a lot of money to learn things like this about themselves. Read on, this is very interesting.Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and the test takes only about 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and then send it to your friends. If the person that sent this to you followed the instructions, he or she placed their score in the subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends. Also be sure to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Don't peek down below. Begin the test at the top and scroll down and answer each question as you come to it (1 through 10). Your answers are for who you are NOW ...... not who you were in the past. Have pen or pencil and paper ready. This is a real test given by the Human Relations Department at many of the major corporations today. It helps them to get a better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so ..... grab a pencil and paper and keep track of your letter answers to each question. Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail to read YOUR total. When you are finished, forward this to friends and family, and remember to send your response to the person who sent this to you. Make sure to put YOUR score in the subject box. Ready? Have fun!Begin
1. When do you feel your best?
a) in the morning b) during the afternoon ? early evening c) late at night

2. You usually walk ....
a) fairly fast, with long steps b) fairly fast, with little steps c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face d) less fast, head down e) very slowly

3. When talking to people you ....
a) stand with your arms folded b) have your hands clasped c) have one or both your hands on your hips d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with ....
a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side b) your legs crossed c) your legs stretched out or straight d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, you react with ....
a) big appreciated laugh b) a laugh, but not a loud one c) a quiet chuckle d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you ....
a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard, concentrating hard, and you're interrupted .....
a) welcome the break b) feel extremely irritated c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
a) Red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple f) white g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep you are ....
a) stretched out on your back b) stretched out face down on your stomach c) on your side, slightly curled d) with your head on one arm e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling b) fighting or struggling c) searching for something or somebody d) flying or floating e) you usually have dreamless sleep f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS
1. (a) 2 ... (b) 4 ... (c) 6

2. (a) 6 ... (b) 4 ... (c) 7 ... (d) 2 ... (e) 1

3. (a) 4 ... (b) 2 ... (c) 5 ... (d) 7 ... (e) 6

4. (a) 4 ... (b) 6 ... (c) 2 ... (d) 1

5. (a) 6 ... (b) 4 ... (c) 3 ... (d) 5 ... (e) 2

6. (a) 6 ... (b) 4 ... (c) 2

7. (a) 6 ... (b) 2 ... (c) 4

8. (a) 6 ... (b) 7 ... (c) 5 ... (d) 4 ... (e) 3 ... (f) 2 ... (g) 1

9. (a) 7 ... (b) 6 ... (c) 4 ... (d) 2 ... (e) 1

10. (a) 4 ... (b) 2 ... (c) 3 ... (d) 5 ... (e) ... 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.
OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered, and who is extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS: Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
31 TO 40 POINTS: Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful &practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.
UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

They're tied 1 game a piece!

The Astros are coming home! The juice box is going electrified for the weekend as the Astros take on the Cardinals. Being in their home park the Stros hopefully will cream the birds!

HNT

HAPPY HNT!!

Here we Go!!

I was sad to see the yanks be taken out of the world series equation but, oh well. The Stros remember the pain of losing to the Cardinals last year so let's see if we can go all the way!!

LET'S GO ASTROS!!

Meet me in St. Louis!!

After 5 hours of play and 18 innings the Houston Astros beat the Braves!! Now on to St. Louis, the same team that knocked us out of the world seris last year. Here is some advice for "the good guys". Remember revenge is a dish best served cold!!

Let's go boys!!!

Ok boys we can do it!! This year we have to go all the way!! If I can only say the same thing about the Texans. I love the fact I live in a city with major league teams. I have to admit I don't like watching baseball on the tube, I have to actually to the ballpark to enjoy it. There's nothing like eating a hot dog drinking a beer and having a bag of peanuts while heckling the opposing team. At least the prices are still reasonable to see a game. $10 can get you decent seats at the juice box, although they do hose you on the food and drinks. But that is still cheaper than the Texans, $40 for the cheap nose bleed seats. I am really disappointed with that ball club. I never got to see an oilers game, and I have yet to see a Texans game. With the way they are playing I really don't think that amount of moneys is worth it. Enough about them back to "The Good Guys" I think it'll be the Yanks and Stros. I will be happy if they just make it to the world series!!

GO ASTROS!!

EVER NOTICE?

Ok is it just me or do all public restrooms have air vents right above the toilet seat. You see all the news reports about cameras being hidden in these things yet they still place them right over the can. I'm a bit paranoid now, but hey when you have to go you have to go.

Now this is scary

This is a picture of the skies over west Houston when Rita was moving in. My friend Jenny took this in front of her house. This is just the outer bands, remember the center came ashore about 150 miles to the east. Houston got really lucky, I live about 40 miles east of her and eye witnesses say the sky over my house was completly dark. This picture was not altered and that is the true color of the sky. Creepy!

Pay attention to signs

Always read the small print. I wish I had!

Still unpacking

Well we have been home for a few days now and we are slowly returning to normal. The shelves at the wal mart and grocery stores are bare because people are re-stocking thier homes with food. When the power went out all of the food spoiled. The freeway to Beaumont has reopened and people are begining to pick up the pieces. I asked my wife "are you afraid to unpack?" Meaning what if we have to run again. She said all we can do is keep our emergency box ready and hope we don't have to. I have to admit I am watching the tropics closely now.