1. What time is it? Now Bitch
2. What is your name? Bad Ass Mutha fucka
3. Do you have any nicknames? yes the police know them all
4. Mother's name? Frank
5. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? a fuckin' forest fire thanks for the reminder ass!
6. Date that you regularly blow them out? I don't blow, I lick
7. Pets? yes tuna
8. What is your favorite drink? PISS and Vinegar.
9. Any Tattoos? 1 on my ass that says wrong way
b) Body piercing? I have a double dipper nut twister
10.How much do you love your job-scale of 1-10 ? job?
12.Favorite vacation spot? Bunny ranch in carson city Nevada
13.Ever been to Africa? what for? its hot and there's no food
14.Stolen any traffic signs? Nah just hit them while driving drunk
15.Ever been in a car accident? yeah I pissed my pants while driving once?
16.Croutons or Bacon bits? pork rinds
17. 2 Door or 4 Door car? I have no doors, i drive an ice cream truck
18. Favorite Salad Dressing? what the hell does this have to do with anything?
19. Favorite pie? Cherry (get it)
20. Favorite Number? 666 son of bitch this is stupid
21. Favorite Movie? deep throat!
22.Favorite Color? red like the blood from my head as I beat against the computer.
23.Favorite Holiday? Kwanzza I always wanted to be a brotha
24.Favorite Food? fuzzy peaches
25.Favorite day of the week? the day i die
26.Favorite brand of body soap? wal mart brand dish soap
27.Favorite TV show? teletubbies i love those quirky basterds
28. Toothpaste? I have no teeth, thanks for making me feel better shit head
29.Most recently read book? how to shoot people who write dumb ass emails
30.Perfume/Cologne? douche
31.Favourite Smell? padussy
32.What do you do to relax? masturbate with my stuffed animals
33.Favourite Fast Food? old mayonnaise
34.When was your last hospital VISIT? when I had the clap
35. Message to your friends reading this: life sucks buy a helmet!!
36. How do you see yourself in 10 years? welcoming death
37. What do you do when you are bored? JACK OFF didn't you hear me the first time
39. Furthest place you will send this message? hell oh and mars!!
40. Who will respond the fastest? big bird
41. Least likely to respond? snufelufagus he can't type.
42.What time is it now? time for you to get a watch
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r u a shiny man?
oh no hun, I'm not cranky. just got a sense of humor on these damn net quizes.
Thanks Steph.
no way, i'm the most laid back person in the world. just a big smart ass
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