Thursday, July 14, 2005

HEY BUNGHOLE


OK ASSHOLE why are you waving at me like you know me? Like I gave you permission to cut me off on the freeway. HUH? OH SORRY DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT YOUR PHONE CALL!! DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU STOP TALKING TO MUFFY INSTEAD OF OPERATING A TWO TON VEHICLE. HEY TELL HER TO BLOW ME TOO WHILE YOUR AT IT, ASK HER IF SHE'LL DO ANAL! I KNOW TALKING TO HER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN NOT KILLING MY WIFE AND I WHILE DRIVING TO WORK. PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE HIT REPEATEDLY WITH BLUNT OBJECTS UNTIL A PINK SPRAY AND SQUISHY NOISE ARE HEARD! WHILE BEING REPEATEDLY RAMMED IN THE ASS WITH A LEAD PIPE.
HANG UP AND DRIVE DICKHEAD!

1 comment:

Fong said...

From Ft. Bliss/El Paso huh?

Funny Dylanbean and I grew up there

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